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Kelly Stafford Attempted a DIY Brazilian Wax & It Went Terribly Wrong

The NFL wife known for mixing candor with chaos is back at it again—oversharing like only she can. Whether it’s recounting chaotic errands with her four kids or diving into wildly personal territory, Kelly Stafford doesn’t hold back. This time? A graphic tale about her attempt at waxing herself.

Kelly Stafford doesn’t play it safe when it comes to storytelling. A few days ago, she shared a misadventure involving her decision to give herself a Brazilian wax, and it did not go smoothly by any means.

“I’m going to be honest with you guys. About three weeks ago, I tried waxing myself down there,” she revealed.

“I’ve done it professionally before. Back in the day—before I had kids and more free time. It’s amazing when done right. Honestly, nothing beats a fresh wax.”

Of course, that’s assuming it’s done correctly by someone who knows what they’re doing. Kelly quickly learned that going solo wasn’t the brightest idea. Her home waxing attempt was a painful failure.

Hoping to get ready for summer, she decided to try a DIY approach. But her plan backfired in the most painful way, proving that sometimes it’s best to leave it to the experts.

“Seriously, it was awful. I’ve never felt anything that painful,” she admitted about the ordeal. “It was really hard. Honestly one of the worst decisions I’ve made in a long time.”

She never completed the full Brazilian. What started as a thrifty idea using an at-home waxing kit turned into a half-finished nightmare.

“Basically, I did the front part. Got a few strips in and thought, ‘Okay, I can handle this,’” Kelly explained. “Then I was stuck with one last strip for 20 minutes, counting down from 3 every time and not pulling. I just froze. I kept thinking, ‘There has to be a better way to get this off.’”

That unsuccessful waxing attempt taught her a whole new appreciation for the natural route. In her own words: “I totally understand why people keep bushes. I really do.”